Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved banana splits. They’ve always felt to me like the king of all desserts just for the sheer size of them. Nothing more complex than a sandwich was ever made at home back then, so the only time I had one was at the local Dairy Queen. Rather than different types of ice cream, this version was just 3 lumps of soft-serve vanilla with various colored goo on top to emulate the strawberry and chocolate portions, but it was magnificent! Ridiculously high in calories, of course, but that wasn’t something you ever talked about back then.
When Philippe and I were in Paris a few years ago, he took me to one of his favorite places to have an authentic banana split. Well, I was assuming we would share one, but when I suggested it his face scrunched up and he looked at me like I had just suggested we jump naked into the Seine. I apparently assumed incorrectly that a dessert the size of a small puppy should be shared. I mean, even the names suggests you “split” it! But if I wanted to partake, I was going to have to eat my own giant ice cream and fruit dish using my own dedicated spoon. And so I did, and it was worth it!
I can’t really fault him, as sharing ice cream desserts isn’t very appetizing. There’s something about the milkiness that makes it seem somewhat unsanitary. Also, a banana split may start out looking magnificent, but its demise is a gruesome affair. What was once a beautiful piece of art is transformed into a funky trough of brownish-pink ooze with chunks in it. My, that’s vulgar. Suffice it to say, there’s a good reason to enjoy the end privately. Just you, your puppy-sized dessert, and your very own spoon.
You’re all invited to a Doodlewash Dinner Party during the month of May! Just tag your food or drink image #doodlewashdinner and I’ll feature you and your culinary creations in a delicious Doodlewash Gallery at the end of the month!
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M. Graham watercolors: Gamboge, Burnt Sienna, Ultramarine Blue, Pyrrol Red, and Neutral Tint. Sennelier L’Aquarelle: Opera Rose. Lamy Safari Al Star pen with Platinum Carbon black ink in a 5″ x 8″ 140 lb. (300 gsm) Pentalic Aqua Journal
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Two spoons or one?
You’re kidding my son
Never to be shared
toppings not spared
You must wholly submit
to a banana split
The whole gooey delight
bite after bite after bite after bite
Haha! Yes yes! Perfect pome for the occasion, Judy! 😃💕
It says much about your skill that you can take the accursed bananas and ice cream and still make me really really want this, to at least give it a try. I don’t think I’ve ever had a banana split, and I’d still recommend two spoons in case the spectacle of the thing quickly gives way to my old ways 😉 It looks incredible though, from the reflections to the wonderful little grooves in the banana. Impressive!
Thanks, Jacob! 😃 I was wondering if I’d be able to tempt you with this one or if you’d run screaming!! Lol They’re awesome…you should really give it a try. It’s totally worth the risk! 😉
Hmm… I’ll take your word for it. I’d probably lose interest after a couple of spoonfuls, then get myself a banana milkshake instead. 😉
Oooooo!! I used to get those when I was a kid. It was a health food version believe it or not. Not sure what was in it but it was awesome!!
Were they called Build Ups? When my brother was younger, he had these chocolate shakes that were apparently good for you. I think they came in banana and strawberry aswell.
That wasn’t the name, but it was at the back of a drugstore that I can’t remember the name of so I’m not sure why I’d be sure it wasn’t. Lol They put some kind of powder in it that I really liked the flavor of. It was probably poisonous by today’s standards and no longer on the market, but it was delicious!
Great story, Charlie! 😊 I can’t quite imagine eating one of these “small puppies” by myself. Lol! 😝 But your doodlewash makes it very tempting! 🎨👍💕
Hehe….it’s not for the faint of heart to complete a whole one. I don’t even think I could do it again. 😊 lol…But glad you liked the doodlewash! Thanks Jill! 😃💕
A banana split is way too big for me, however, your rendition is making me hungry for ice cream and so, I must run and have some.
Hehe…yay! Then the doodlewash worked!! Thanks Teri! 😃💕
oh you’re killing me! I haven’t had a banana split in years…..now I want one! Love your doodlewash, as usual. 🙂
Thanks Margaret!! 😃💕This story took place 4 years ago and my last one was about 2 decades before that! Lol But Philippe said he wanted one after seeing my doodlewash so it’s possible it will happen this weekend! 😊
May the Banana Split Force be with you! lol I couldn’t resist 🙂
Haha! Thanks!! And with you as well! 😉
OMG, you better not come to dinner with our family. We, six of us, three generations, happily share one giant dessert and often only one or two spoons for the group of us. You wouldn’t survive, Charlie, but I’m having fun imagining your face scrunched in alarm. Of course, now I’m going to have a hard time eating our next family dessert in our usual custom as I’ll be imagining puppy sized, emphasis on puppies. Oh no!
Your painting is beautiful, of course. You have a real talent for silver, gray, white, reflections, and shadows. I can forgive you your squeamishness for your Doodlewash skill.
Lol!! Thanks Sharon!! 😃💕 I’m now imagining six people digging into a banana split and it’s making my face scrunch. Haha… But fun that you all share! It’s really too much for one human being anyway. 😊
Wowzers!! Reminds of the banana splits my Grandma used to make. Very decadent! And here we are eating strawberries and yogurt at our house. 🙁 lol
Thanks Susan! 😃💕Strawberries and yogurt are far healthier! I think you dodged a calorie bomb so yay!! Lol
Yup! But you’ve got to love a good old fashion banana split!!
One awesome doodlewash Charlie
Awww thanks friend!! 😃
🙂 xx
Move over, charlie. Banana splits are serious bizniz. 🙂
Lol…they totally are! 😉
That banana looks so REAL!!!! Charlie, you are nailing these food paintings, guy! I am majorly impressed! And hungry! <3
You’re so sweet, sis!! 😊💕😃 Thank you so much! I’m really enjoying painting food. But I guess it’s no surprise since it’s my second love after animals. Hehe So thrilled you’re liking them! Yay! 😉
How could anyone not?! Have to be nutty. hehe pun intended!
Haha! Extra points for the pun! Love it!! 😍thanks!!!!
*flings non-GMO jimmies at Charlie’s sundae* 😀
Oh wow Charlie this is a dessert-bomb! I know is delicious but if we eat your banana split we have to eat first what I did bring to our doodlewash dinner…lol your watercolor is beautiful!
Here is my participation https://yesterdayafter.com/2016/05/09/doodlewashdinner-national-shrimp-day/ I hope you like it! 😉
Hehe…thanks Carolina!! 😃💕More of a calorie bomb in real life unfortunately! Lol Yay! Can’t wait to see what you brought to dinner! 😃
I love how you got the textures, have not had a banana split in ages, I think I know what I’ll have this weekend!
Awww thanks, Arvind!! 😃 And yay! And thrilled I could be a bad influence! Lol I think I might just have to have one as well. 😊
Wow, what a delicious banana split. I don’t think I have ever had a banana split but super fun to imagine! Great doodlewash Charlie!
Thanks so much Cathe! 😃💕You’ve never tried one of these? So good… but maybe not so good it’s worth the calories! lol
And the cherry on top…perfect! (K)
Awww thanks so much, Kerfe! 😃💕
Ahh, yes, my favorite! When I was a teenager I work at 31 Flavors ice cream store. I loved making the Banana Split ( and eating them as well).
Aww cool! I didn’t know you’d worked there, Sharon. I wouldn’t have been able to do that without sticking my head in one of the barrels. Pretty sure I’d get fired for that…😊
Miam, miam! Oh to have a banana split in France! The ice cream is so good there! I don’t imagine it would be as huge there though. Most dishes are served at the proper portion, so I would think it’s smaller than ours, but big by French standards. Non?
The painting is so good! I love the whip cream, and banana. No nuts!! I’d have the nut topping. I usually reserve ice cream for my Birthday…which is coming up…banana split instead of chocolate cake with chocolate frosting this year? ARG! It may be hard to choose this year now that you’ve tempted me with this great looking painting!
Thanks so much!! 😃💕Actually the French version of this is still about the same size. You have to balance a whole banana! Lol But the ice cream was light years better!! I totally slacked off on the nuts and didn’t add them. But yeah…they are a delicious addition! 😉
yummy! 🙂
Hehe! Thanks!! 😃
Really liked the picture. Brought back memories
Aww cool! So happy you like this!😃